4twa asked: sex muff
4twa asked: can you not
-annoying: realize real lies cheese fries
ann romney: don't worry sweetie you're still the president of this family
mitt romney: shut the fuck up, ann
Plot twist: You're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
Plot twist: Your hair looks great.
Plot twist: You're out with friends.
Plot twist: You're out
me all the time: what the fuck is going on
Someone: One time in 8th grade all the guys said I'd be soup hot if I had a bag on my face.
Someone Else: Cus you're such a babe you could pull it off?
Someone: ... Idk if you get what they meant. haha
Someone Else: Yeah they meant you're such a babe you can pull anything off.
Someone: Uhhhh. hahaha they called me a butter face.
Someone Else: As in, butter face is so pretty why would you cover it with a bag?
Anonymous asked: is that a baseball bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
Anonymous asked: show me your butthole
Anonymous asked: HEY LIL MAMMA LEMME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
Anonymous asked: yo wiener is sooooo biiiggggg
mortal-husk asked: Jay I don't even make out with girls anymore put your beans in the freezer! x)
me half the time: i'm so insecure and so ugly ew
me the other half the time: i'm flawless don't touch me peasant
Anonymous asked: hey io just met you. and this is crazy. but here's my butthole. lick it maybe?
Anonymous asked: roses are red, viotlets are blue, take your pants off.
Anonymous asked: i saw your butthole
I LOVE YOU JAY
Anonymous asked: u have a gf?
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